This is a takeoff on those year-end in/out lists we see in newspapers (and I’ve put these items in no particular order) …
“Out” (or never in) in COVID-19 Era United States | “In” in COVID-19 Era United States |
Self-respect | Servile submission |
Joy | Fear |
Embracing life’s risks | Trading hard-won liberties for illusory safety |
“Live Free or Die” bumper stickers | “Real Men Wear Masks” bumper stickers |
Science | Scientism |
Questioning authority | Blind obedience |
Healthy distrust of establishment media | “It was in the Times and the Post – must be true” |
My Body, My Choice | Bill Gates & self-interested, revolving-door medical authorities know what’s best for me |
Dr. Mercola | Dr. Fauci |
Free Expression as a crucial pillar of democracy | Censorship (until it affects us, personally) to protect us from “disinformation” (never mind who decides what that means) |
Freedom to live according to your conscience | Freedom to do exactly as you’re told |
Sticking it to the Man | Snitching on your neighbor for the slightest infraction of ludicrous, demeaning, top-down mandates |
Real experience and solid data | Mickey-Mouse computer models and COVID stats more puffed up than “Hans & Franz” |
Courage | Cowardice |
Prosperity and economic independence | Poverty and dependence (note: not applicable to the billionaires directing the “pandemic” response, from which they are reaping a windfall) |
Truth | Official Lies |
Wisdom | Intellect (cynically wielded) |
Symbolic racism against people of color | Assembly-line homicide of people of color in several of New York’s public hospitals (Apparent attitude: “They’re all going to die anyway, so let’s just put them under and throw them on a ventilator, and at least we’ll make good money while they slip away.”) |
Social activities and travel | Cowering at home |
Small businesses anchored in communities | Gigantic corporations that don’t give a shit about communities |
Massive “defense” spending | You knew I was kidding, right? |
Seeing “1984” as a warning | Living “1984” as if it’s the only sensible thing to do |
Fear of concentrated power | Clamoring for more centralization of power |
Believing whistleblowers who have nothing to gain | Believing authorities who have everything to lose |
Sunshine and fresh air are healthy | You’re safer in the dim light and stale, polluted air of your house |
Other people are your brothers and sisters | Other people are deadly threats to your health |
An insecure buffoon in the White House | A new insecure buffoon in the White House (soon, anyway) |
Sanity | Insanity (presented as sanity) |
Live music and arts | Virtual, pathetic-shadow-of-live music and arts |
Hugs | Elbow bumps |
Humanity | Sterile technology |
Knowledge | Ignorance (ferociously maintained) |
Political Correctness | Just kidding (You didn’t fall for that one, did you?) |
Fact-checking | “Fact-checking” |
Oral health | “Mask mouth” |
An avalanche of science indicating the futility of mask-wearing as an infectious disease prophylactic | Masks are vital for public health (“Stop asking questions and just mask-up, Bro!”) |
Community policing | Fascist drone policing |
Genuine respect and concern for the elderly | Cynical exploitation of the elderly to justify draconian policies, while doing everything possible to ensure their timely demise |
Teddy Bears | Coronavirus plush toys |
Honest coverage of non-lockdown countries | Sweden only reported as a (false) cautionary tale; Belarus? It’s only discussed in context of discontent with pro-Russian government |
Growing awareness of dangers of Electrosmog | “5G is super-safe… What’re you, some kind of loon that thinks 5G makes the coronavirus?” |
“How about that U. of Alaska report on WTC7?” | “We’ve got a massive health crisis, and you’re still stuck on 9-11?” |
Finding that a huge proportion of the population has already been exposed to a virus – with no ill effects – is very good news; it means the virus isn’t particularly lethal | Finding that a huge proportion of the population has already been exposed to a virus – with no ill effects – is bad news; it means the virus spreads easily |
Skepticism regarding the claims of “safety and effectiveness” for products which the manufacturers have rushed to market after doggedly securing liability immunity; products from which they stand to make hundreds of billions, if not trillions of dollars | “Thou shalt not question vaccines or their makers.” |
Lifetime herd immunity from natural exposure (Hear of Sweden, anyone?) | Fleeting vaccine-mediated immunity, at the cost of myriad side effects and vulnerability to other diseases |
Koch’s Postulates as standard for proving you’ve isolated an infectious agent and shown it causes a particular disease | Rivers’ Postulates, because you can’t use Koch’s Postulates for viruses… just kidding (Gosh, you’re gullible!), authorities don’t have to prove anything; it boils down to “Trust us, we’re experts.” |
Mundane, apolitical viruses that flourish or perish according to biological principles and the laws of physics | Woke viruses like SARS-CoV-2, that spare unprotected Black Lives Matter protesters. Apparently, SARS-CoV-2 is anti-Putin as well, refusing to infect unmasked throngs in Belarus that have been agitating against their Russia-friendly government. |
Hydroxychloroquine is safe and effective, both as a prophylactic and a treatment, for coronaviruses | By definition, nothing is effective against SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 except for inordinately expensive vaccines. (And it’s ludicrous and irresponsible to wonder whether drug companies – having horrific track records – just might put hundred-billion or trillion dollar profits ahead of public well-being.) |
The Israel Lobby | Just Kidding (If you fell for that one, you should worry more about a terminal case of naivety than you should about COVID-19.) |
Some measure of privacy | Total, 24/365 surveillance; to keep us safe, of course |
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