This is a takeoff on those year-end in/out lists we see in newspapers (and I’ve put these items in no particular order) …

“Out” (or never in) in COVID-19 Era United States“In” in COVID-19 Era United States
Self-respectServile submission
JoyFear
Embracing life’s risksTrading hard-won liberties for illusory safety
“Live Free or Die” bumper stickers “Real Men Wear Masks” bumper stickers
ScienceScientism
Questioning authorityBlind obedience
Healthy distrust of establishment media“It was in the Times and the Post – must be true”
My Body, My ChoiceBill Gates & self-interested, revolving-door medical authorities know what’s best for me
Dr. MercolaDr. Fauci
Free Expression as a crucial pillar of democracyCensorship (until it affects us, personally) to protect us from “disinformation” (never mind who decides what that means)
Freedom to live according to your conscienceFreedom to do exactly as you’re told
Sticking it to the ManSnitching on your neighbor for the slightest infraction of ludicrous, demeaning, top-down mandates
Real experience and solid dataMickey-Mouse computer models and COVID stats more puffed up than “Hans & Franz”
CourageCowardice
Prosperity and economic independencePoverty and dependence (note: not applicable to the billionaires directing the “pandemic” response, from which they are reaping a windfall)
TruthOfficial Lies
WisdomIntellect (cynically wielded)
Symbolic racism against people of colorAssembly-line homicide of people of color in several of New York’s public hospitals (Apparent attitude: “They’re all going to die anyway, so let’s just put them under and throw them on a ventilator, and at least we’ll make good money while they slip away.”)
Social activities and travelCowering at home
Small businesses anchored in communitiesGigantic corporations that don’t give a shit about communities
Massive “defense” spendingYou knew I was kidding, right?
Seeing “1984” as a warningLiving “1984” as if it’s the only sensible thing to do
Fear of concentrated powerClamoring for more centralization of power
Believing whistleblowers who have nothing to gainBelieving authorities who have everything to lose
Sunshine and fresh air are healthyYou’re safer in the dim light and stale, polluted air of your house
Other people are your brothers and sistersOther people are deadly threats to your health
An insecure buffoon in the White HouseA new insecure buffoon in the White House (soon, anyway)
SanityInsanity (presented as sanity)
Live music and artsVirtual, pathetic-shadow-of-live music and arts
HugsElbow bumps
HumanitySterile technology
KnowledgeIgnorance (ferociously maintained)
Political CorrectnessJust kidding (You didn’t fall for that one, did you?)
Fact-checking“Fact-checking”
Oral healthMask mouth
An avalanche of science indicating the futility of mask-wearing as an infectious disease prophylacticMasks are vital for public health (“Stop asking questions and just mask-up, Bro!”)
Community policingFascist drone policing
Genuine respect and concern for the elderlyCynical exploitation of the elderly to justify draconian policies, while doing everything possible to ensure their timely demise
Teddy BearsCoronavirus plush toys
Honest coverage of non-lockdown countriesSweden only reported as a (false) cautionary tale; Belarus? It’s only discussed in context of discontent with pro-Russian government
Growing awareness of dangers of Electrosmog“5G is super-safe… What’re you, some kind of loon that thinks 5G makes the coronavirus?”
“How about that U. of Alaska report on WTC7?”“We’ve got a massive health crisis, and you’re still stuck on 9-11?”
Finding that a huge proportion of the population has already been exposed to a virus – with no ill effects – is very good news; it means the virus isn’t particularly lethalFinding that a huge proportion of the population has already been exposed to a virus – with no ill effects – is bad news; it means the virus spreads easily
Skepticism regarding the claims of “safety and effectiveness” for products which the manufacturers have rushed to market after doggedly securing liability immunity; products from which they stand to make hundreds of billions, if not trillions of dollars“Thou shalt not question vaccines or their makers.”
Lifetime herd immunity from natural exposure (Hear of Sweden, anyone?)Fleeting vaccine-mediated immunity, at the cost of myriad side effects and vulnerability to other diseases
Koch’s Postulates as standard for proving you’ve isolated an infectious agent and shown it causes a particular diseaseRivers’ Postulates, because you can’t use Koch’s Postulates for viruses… just kidding (Gosh, you’re gullible!), authorities don’t have to prove anything; it boils down to “Trust us, we’re experts.”
Mundane, apolitical viruses that flourish or perish according to biological principles and the laws of physicsWoke viruses like SARS-CoV-2, that spare unprotected Black Lives Matter protesters. Apparently, SARS-CoV-2 is anti-Putin as well, refusing to infect unmasked throngs in Belarus that have been agitating against their Russia-friendly government.
Hydroxychloroquine is safe and effective, both as a prophylactic and a treatment, for coronavirusesBy definition, nothing is effective against SARS-CoV-2/COVID-19 except for inordinately expensive vaccines. (And it’s ludicrous and irresponsible to wonder whether drug companies – having horrific track records – just might put hundred-billion or trillion dollar profits ahead of public well-being.)
The Israel LobbyJust Kidding (If you fell for that one, you should worry more about a terminal case of naivety than you should about COVID-19.)
Some measure of privacyTotal, 24/365 surveillance; to keep us safe, of course

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